League Recognition

Awards & Honors

Weekly accolades, season trophies, and the all-time Hall of Fame.

The Cellar

The dubious honor of finishing dead last in the regular season standings. No tiebreaker, no mercy — just the cold hard truth of the final W-L record.

⚠ 2025 — Reigning Last Place

Blitzmaster Ryan

2025 Regular Season — Last Place

Blitzmaster Ryan

Ryan Kuhel

4
Wins
10
Losses
1297.7
PF
All-Time Last Place

Goff uck Yourself

Jonathan Zylberberg

2024
3–11·1452.9 PF

Team Sheddy

Shedy

2023
4–10·1425.6 PF